Stop the search, I think I've just found the dream house! Come snoop around this sexy seaside property, guess the price and I'll buy it for you (spoiler: no I won't).

Everyone’s a little sick of their own four walls at the moment, so shall we go have a nose around someone else’s? There’s nowhere we’d rather be quarantined than this five-bed beauty in Milford-on-Sea, a coastal village perfectly placed between Lymington and Christchurch. But how much does it cost? Let’s play!

First off, massive bonus points for the outdoor space – who needs to spend their sanctioned exercise time in the park when you have an outdoor heated swimming pool, al fresco dining area with gas-fired integrated fire pit and an outdoor kitchen complete with pizza oven, drinks fridge and breakfast bar?

Weather too rubbish to sit in the garden? No problem, just enjoy the panoramic sea views stretching from the Isle of Wight to the Purbecks. The beach is practically on this property’s doorstep, and is ideal for both swimming and water sports (there’s a world-class yacht club less than 6 miles away).

Inside, the house is an open-plan masterpiece set across 3 floors and a whopping 3380 square feet. The ground floor features two double bedrooms, one with an en-suite, and a ginormous bespoke kitchen that’s practically bristling with mod-cons (I love me a boiling water tap).

The first floor makes the most of that incredible sea view with an entirely open-space living area, including a dining area with a custom five-metre banqueting table.

On the second floor you’ll find three bedrooms – the master suite, yet another double bedroom and a third bedroom currently being used as a drool-worthy walk-in dressing room. We’d happily spend the rest of lockdown in that master bedroom, frankly, especially as the en-suite comes with a freestanding egg bath, separate shower and double sink.

Best of all, there’s a video! Scrap meditation, I’m popping this on any time I need to feel calm and get away from it all. And breeeathe…

So can you guess the price? Take a stab at it in the comments below and then head over Spencers New Forest to see if you’re right. Fight you for the keys!